- LIBATION: ONE WITH AN UMBRELLA
- TUNEAGE: CALYPSO
- RIDE: A BOOGIE BOARD
..AND WITH THAT, I’M OFF TO GREENER PASTURES (OR SHOULD I SAY, BLUER WATERS) IN HAWAI’I!!! MY FIRST TREK TO THE ISLANDS HAPPENS ON SATURDEE MORN. A FEW SHORT HOURS AFTER I TEAR DOWN MY SHIT AT OUR MIXERS SHOW…..SHEEEEEEIT DAWG!!!!!!!!
MY GOAL IS TO GET UP ON STAGE AT THE LUAU WITH THOSE FIRE-BATON TWIRLERS AND DRUM FELLAS IN MY LOIN CLOTH. RIGHTEOUS!!!!! I’LL MOST LIKELY BEFRIEND SOME HAWAIIAN CHAP NAMED PA’ HOI OI (THEY CALL HIM “PAUL”) AND HAVE HIM SIT IN ON THE UPCOMING ALBUM. STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED, AND I AM THE DAWG…DON’T PUT IT PAST ME.
HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND A INTERWHEB PORT AND LET YOU KNOW HOW THE MISSION IS GOING, BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. ONE WOULDN’T WANT TO SPILL ANY TROPICAL LIBATION ON THE KEYBOARD NOW WOULD ONE?
ALOHAW!!!!!!!!!
3 PEOPLE OFFENDED.
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