- LIBATION: ANYTHING WITH ALCOHOL
- TUNEAGE: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
- RIDE: WW II TANK
WITH ALL THIS DAYTONA 500 HYPE AND THE FACT THAT THE RACE ENDED UP THE WAY IT DID, I FELT AT EASE WITH MY LEVEL OF ROAD RAGE. I HAVE THE “AMBER ALERT” TYPE OF RAGE. I WOULD SAY IT’S COMPARABLE TO “GOING POSTAL” AND WHATEVER OTHER CLICHES AND ANALOGIES COME TO MIND. I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH IT…...IT KEEPS ME ON MY TOES FOR THE NEXT BOUT OF SLOW DRIVERS, SANS SIGNALERS, AND CHAMS OUT THERE.
BE AS IT MAY…..
I WAS IN A LEISURLEY DRIVE BACK TO COLLIN AND ANDREAS PLACE IN MINNESOTA LAST WEEK, WHEN I DECIDED TO LET A MINIVAN TURN OFF A SIDE STREET IN FRONT OF ME. NOT A BIG DEAL IN MOST CASES.
NOT ON THIS DAY…
THE GUY WATCHES 8 OTHER CARS GO BY HIM WITHOUT LETTING HIM IN, AND THEN WATCHES ME STOP (I BEING GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO THROW THE GUY A FRICKIN’ BONE). AS I LOOK TOWARDS HIM TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY HUMANITARIAN GESTURE AND HIS RESPONSE TO IT, HE ROLLS HIS EYES BACK, COCKS HIS HEAD TO AND FRO, AND PROCEEDS TO CRINGE IN DISGUST.
WHAT THE EF???????!!!!!!! HE CANNOT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
IT WAS LIKE DRIVING A HOT BRANDING IRON INTO MY MANHOOD. HE HAD JUST SET ME OFF WITH HIS BAWDY LANGUAGE. I WAS WITHIN 3” OF HIS BUMPER FOR THE REST OF THE 10 MINUTE DRIVE HOME.
TO STEAL A FOXWORTHYISM….”IF YOU LET SOMEONE IN FRONT OF YOU IN TRAFFIC AND THEY DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR COURTESY WITH THE WAVE OR ANOTHER FORM OF ‘PRECIATION, IT SHOULD GIVE YOU EVERY RIGHT TO GET UNDER EM, GET EM LOOSE, AND PUT EM IN THE WALL.”
THAT GUY BETTER HAVE HAD THE JIGGETS OR A REACTION TO SOME MEDICATION. THAT’S THE ONLY EXCUSE I’M GIVING HIM FOR HIS ACTIONS.
WHAT TOMFOOLERY. SUCH SHENANIGANS.
ASS.
5 PEOPLE OFFENDED.
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