SINCE WE ACTUALLY HAVE A WEEKEND OFF (WHICH WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL ‘0 , I’M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA DAWDGE AND GONNA SLOW MY ROLL AT CHICO. WHERE THE WATER IS SO WET AND THE BEER IS SO COLD AND BANANA HAMMOCKS INSTINCTIVELY FLOCK LIKE THE SALMON OF CAPISTRANO!!

BWEH…..SERIOUSLY.

EVERYTIME I’VE BEEN TO CHICO, SOME HALF-BAKED DUDE FROM GOD KNOWS-WHERE STROLLS IN WITH HIS STRINGY-ASS HAIR, A HEATER IN HIS MOUTH, AND HIS CONG STUFFED INTO A BALLOON…..AND ALL THE MANAGEMENT ASKS IS THAT I NOT PEE IN THEIR POOL? WHAT ABOUT THE GUY PACKIN’ HEAT IN A COIN PURSE??

I’LL BE IN THE SALOON….