
SPONSORED BY STOCKMAN’S BAR IN HARLOWTON, MONTANA——HARRY AND SHARON KLAWCK, PROPRIETORS.
BY THE WAY, HARRY KLAWCK IS THE MOST BITCHIN’ NAME EVER….AND YOU SHOULD SEE HIS RIGHTEOUS JUSTSTACHE!!
I’M SURE THAT SAWSAGE, CHEN, HOT CARL, AND I ARE GONNA END UP DRESSING LIKE THE FELLA IN THE PIC, AND THEN DO 30 SECOND KEG STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAWGLEG ON 7. SOMETHING MORE PROFOUND HAPPENS EACH YEAR. TEE SHOTS SMOKING JACKRABBITS, DUDES DIVING INTO THE DRAINAGE DITCH TO SEEK OUT A WAYWARD SHOT, A FIVE-SOME OF LOCALS SANS GOLF BAGS PULLING A MAKESHIFT TRAILER WITH A MYRIAD OF PAWN SHOP CLUBS IN AMONGST ICE CUBES AND BUD LIGHT …YOU GET THE PICTURE.
ALL THIS ON FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY, THEN OFF TO WHAT I’M SURE WILL BE A DOOZY DOWN AT THE RAILYARD. BURNIN’ THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS, ABIDING AS ONLY THE DAWG DOES.
PROSIT!!!