I’VE BEEN IN MINNESOTA ALL THIS WEEK VISITING THE FAM AND SUCH, BUT INSTEAD OF FLYING DIRECT ON NORTHWORST, I FLEW VIA DENVER ON UNITED. “AND THIS IS RELEVENT BECAUSE?”, BECAUSE I HAD TO TREK FROM B 90 TO B2 IN A MATTER OF 20 MINUTES TO CATCH MY CONNECTING FLIGHT.

ENTER MOVING WALKWAY……

WE ALL KNOW A GUY CAN REALLY HAUL THE MAIL ON THESE DEALS (PULLED THAT ONE OUT FROM THE ARCHIVES)…BUT WHEN A GUY SPRINTS DOWN ONE, THEY SHOULD CALL THEM MOVING RUNWAYS. I HAULED SO MUCH ASS THAT I THE LAWS OF INERTIA TOOK ME ALL THE WAY TO MY SEAT ON THE PLANE. NEVER STOPPED.

TOO BAD I DIDN’T DRINK ANY RED BULL TO GIVE ME WINGS…

RAGWEED’S PLAYIN’ ON THE RADIO, FREE AND EASY DOWN THE ROAD I GO.