- LIBATION: XXX VITAMIN WATER
- TUNEAGE: ROCCO DE LUCA AND THE BURDEN
- RIDE: JOHN DEERE LAWN SWEEPER
JUST HEARD THESE GUYS ON SIRIUS A COUPLE HOURS AGO AND HOW SWEET IT WAS TO CATCH UP WITH THEM! WE MET THESE GUYS BACK IN THE DAYS OF WHO INVITED ROGER WHEN WE WERE DOWN IN PHOENIX RECORDING AND SOCIALIZING. THEY ARE THE FORMAT, AND THEY HAVE BEEN KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES EVER SINCE THEY RELEASED THEIR EP BACK IN ‘02.
THER NEW DISC DOG PROBLEMS AND NEW DVD LIVE AT THE MAYAN ARE BOTH TESTAMENTS TO THEIR HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE. CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE AND MERCHPAGE…..IT’S SIMPLY STUNNING.
I MUST SAY THAT I ENJOYED NATE AND SAM MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY WEREN’T CAROUSING AROUND IN THE CLICHE’ SUITS AND SHIT THOUGH….THEY’RE BETTER THAN THAT SCENE. OF COURSE, EVERYTHING IS CLICHE’ NOWADAYS….AND ANYONE WHO DOESN’T THINK SO IS EITHER NAIVE OR IGNORANT.
STILL, IT’S PRETTY F$#%ING IMPRESSIVE TO SEE WHAT AN INDIE BAND CAN DO WITH THE RIGHT TOOLS AND APPROACH EH??
- LIBATION: BLOOD OF AN ENGLISMAN...
- TUNEAGE: STATIC ON THE T.V.
- RIDE: ...STILL FROZEN, MOTIONLESS ON THE COUCH
WATCHED WHITE NOISE LAST NIGHT IN THE DARK, DRESSED UP AS SHADOOBAY!!!!!!, MY 70′S SOUL ALTER-EGO. NEVERMIND THE COSTUME BIT, THAT MMMMMOOOOOOOVIE ROCKED!! PAWL JOHNSON ABOUT SHIT HIMSELF THREE OR FOUR TIMES, WHICH ADDED A COMEDIC FLARE TO THE EVENING, NOT TO MENTION MY ENORMOUS ANGELA DAVIS ‘FRO…..AT ANY RATE, IT WASN’T REALLY A HORROR FLICK (AS WAS SUGGESTED BY ITS PLACEMENT IN THE HORROR AISLE OF HASTINGS) , BUT DEFINITELY A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER.
RAD. CHOICE. BOSS. MASS RAD. WHATEVER OTHER CONNOTATIONS ONE WANTS TO USE. WE ALSO RENTED 28 WEEKS LATER IN CASE THE FIRST MOVIE BLEW. WE NEVER GOT TO IT….
- LIBATION: SAM ADAMS CHERRY WHEAT
- TUNEAGE: DIERKS BENTLEY
- RIDE: MY '92 NISSAN TRUCK "EARL"
I’VE BEEN IN MINNESOTA ALL THIS WEEK VISITING THE FAM AND SUCH, BUT INSTEAD OF FLYING DIRECT ON NORTHWORST, I FLEW VIA DENVER ON UNITED. “AND THIS IS RELEVENT BECAUSE?”, BECAUSE I HAD TO TREK FROM B 90 TO B2 IN A MATTER OF 20 MINUTES TO CATCH MY CONNECTING FLIGHT.
ENTER MOVING WALKWAY……
WE ALL KNOW A GUY CAN REALLY HAUL THE MAIL ON THESE DEALS (PULLED THAT ONE OUT FROM THE ARCHIVES)…BUT WHEN A GUY SPRINTS DOWN ONE, THEY SHOULD CALL THEM MOVING RUNWAYS. I HAULED SO MUCH ASS THAT I THE LAWS OF INERTIA TOOK ME ALL THE WAY TO MY SEAT ON THE PLANE. NEVER STOPPED.
TOO BAD I DIDN’T DRINK ANY RED BULL TO GIVE ME WINGS…
RAGWEED’S PLAYIN’ ON THE RADIO, FREE AND EASY DOWN THE ROAD I GO.
- LIBATION: MANZANITA, OREGON SALT WATER
- TUNEAGE: INCUBUS--"LIGHT GRENADES"
- RIDE: PREVOST ENTERTAINER IX
NOW THAT WE’VE GOTTEN RAWDGE MARRIED OFF AND THE LAST 6 WEEKS HAS BEEN A TOTAL BLUR, WE CAN GET BACK TO….THE SAME ROUTINE!!! MORE NAWN-STAWP ACTION FROM US TO YOU!!! CHECK OUT THIS ROUTING…....BILLINGS, GREAT FALLS, FAIRVIEW (NOT FAIRFIELD, THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY FROM GREAT FALLS), THEN OFF TO MINNESOTA.
I CAN’T QUITE FIGURE THE MILEAGE THAT FAST BUT WILL CONSERVATIVELY ESTIMATE 3,000 MILES IN 10 DAYS…..NOT TOO SHABBY. DID I MENTION THAT WE JUST PUT ON 1,800 TWO DAYS AGO TO GO TO THE OREGON COAST AND BACK?? AS MUCH AS I LOVE “DEUCE,” THE MILES WOULD ROLL BY A LOT FASTER IN A PREVOST. PUT THAT ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST FOR THIS YEAR.
HEY MAWM AND DAD?? THINK YOU GUYS COULD POOL YOUR DOUGH TOGETHER AND SHELL OUT FOR THIS GUY?
- LIBATION: HYDRATING FUEL
- TUNEAGE: WHITE STRIPES-"ICKY THUMP"
- RIDE: PIMP MY
DUDE, IT’S BEEN A LAWNG TIME SINCE MY TANK HAS BEEN THIS EMPTY…....YOU GUYS ARE SHITTEN MAKING ME GO BALLS TO THE WALL!!! THANKS TO EVEVRYONE WHO CAME OUT OVER THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS TO REVEL IN THE ACTIVITIES AND ABIDE! IT’S ONLY THE BEGINNING, THE BEST IS YET TO COME. PRE-ORDER THE NEW RECORD AND PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR ONE HELL OF A RIDE…..I GOTTA RE-FUEL FOR A DAY OR SO HERE IN THE ‘ZONE. I WANNA THANK ALL YOU GUYS FOR BEING THE COOLEST MAN, AND MAKING ALL OF THIS SO RIGHTEOUSLY BITCHIN’!!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDEE TO MY BRO LEON THIS PAST SATURDEE. GLAD TO SEE YOU’RE STILL PUTTING ON YOUR SHIT KICKERS AND KICKIN’ SOME SHIT!
- LIBATION: FAMOUS GROUSE SCAWTCH
- TUNEAGE: BAGPIPES
- RIDE: 1976 EZ-GO
SPONSORED BY STOCKMAN’S BAR IN HARLOWTON, MONTANA——HARRY AND SHARON KLAWCK, PROPRIETORS.
BY THE WAY, HARRY KLAWCK IS THE MOST BITCHIN’ NAME EVER….AND YOU SHOULD SEE HIS RIGHTEOUS JUSTSTACHE!!
I’M SURE THAT SAWSAGE, CHEN, HOT CARL, AND I ARE GONNA END UP DRESSING LIKE THE FELLA IN THE PIC, AND THEN DO 30 SECOND KEG STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAWGLEG ON 7. SOMETHING MORE PROFOUND HAPPENS EACH YEAR. TEE SHOTS SMOKING JACKRABBITS, DUDES DIVING INTO THE DRAINAGE DITCH TO SEEK OUT A WAYWARD SHOT, A FIVE-SOME OF LOCALS SANS GOLF BAGS PULLING A MAKESHIFT TRAILER WITH A MYRIAD OF PAWN SHOP CLUBS IN AMONGST ICE CUBES AND BUD LIGHT …YOU GET THE PICTURE.
ALL THIS ON FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY, THEN OFF TO WHAT I’M SURE WILL BE A DOOZY DOWN AT THE RAILYARD. BURNIN’ THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS, ABIDING AS ONLY THE DAWG DOES.
PROSIT!!!
- LIBATION: SHINER BOCK
- TUNEAGE: WAYLON
- RIDE: OIL RIG
CROSS CANADIAN RAGWEED CHECKED THESE GUYS OUT LAST YEAR WHEN WE WERE SLINGIN’ BEERS FOR LEWIS AND CLARK AT ROCKIN’ THE RIVERS. THEY WERE SHITTEN RAD!!!! I PICKED UP THEIR NEWEST GOODS YESTERDAY….A DOUBLE DISC LIVE SHOW FROM TULSA. THEY’RE NATIVE OKLAHOMA BOYS WHO KNOW HOW TO THROW DOWN! GIVE THEM A LISTEN.
- LIBATION: WE'LL HAVE TO SEE...
- TUNEAGE: TONY FURTADO
- RIDE: STAGECOACH
SINCE WE ACTUALLY HAVE A WEEKEND OFF (WHICH WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL ‘0
, I’M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA DAWDGE AND GONNA SLOW MY ROLL AT CHICO. WHERE THE WATER IS SO WET AND THE BEER IS SO COLD AND BANANA HAMMOCKS INSTINCTIVELY FLOCK LIKE THE SALMON OF CAPISTRANO!!
BWEH…..SERIOUSLY.
EVERYTIME I’VE BEEN TO CHICO, SOME HALF-BAKED DUDE FROM GOD KNOWS-WHERE STROLLS IN WITH HIS STRINGY-ASS HAIR, A HEATER IN HIS MOUTH, AND HIS CONG STUFFED INTO A BALLOON…..AND ALL THE MANAGEMENT ASKS IS THAT I NOT PEE IN THEIR POOL? WHAT ABOUT THE GUY PACKIN’ HEAT IN A COIN PURSE??
I’LL BE IN THE SALOON….
- LIBATION: ANYTHING WITH ALCOHOL
- TUNEAGE: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
- RIDE: WW II TANK
WITH ALL THIS DAYTONA 500 HYPE AND THE FACT THAT THE RACE ENDED UP THE WAY IT DID, I FELT AT EASE WITH MY LEVEL OF ROAD RAGE. I HAVE THE “AMBER ALERT” TYPE OF RAGE. I WOULD SAY IT’S COMPARABLE TO “GOING POSTAL” AND WHATEVER OTHER CLICHES AND ANALOGIES COME TO MIND. I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH IT…...IT KEEPS ME ON MY TOES FOR THE NEXT BOUT OF SLOW DRIVERS, SANS SIGNALERS, AND CHAMS OUT THERE.
BE AS IT MAY…..
I WAS IN A LEISURLEY DRIVE BACK TO COLLIN AND ANDREAS PLACE IN MINNESOTA LAST WEEK, WHEN I DECIDED TO LET A MINIVAN TURN OFF A SIDE STREET IN FRONT OF ME. NOT A BIG DEAL IN MOST CASES.
NOT ON THIS DAY…
THE GUY WATCHES 8 OTHER CARS GO BY HIM WITHOUT LETTING HIM IN, AND THEN WATCHES ME STOP (I BEING GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO THROW THE GUY A FRICKIN’ BONE). AS I LOOK TOWARDS HIM TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY HUMANITARIAN GESTURE AND HIS RESPONSE TO IT, HE ROLLS HIS EYES BACK, COCKS HIS HEAD TO AND FRO, AND PROCEEDS TO CRINGE IN DISGUST.
WHAT THE EF???????!!!!!!! HE CANNOT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
IT WAS LIKE DRIVING A HOT BRANDING IRON INTO MY MANHOOD. HE HAD JUST SET ME OFF WITH HIS BAWDY LANGUAGE. I WAS WITHIN 3” OF HIS BUMPER FOR THE REST OF THE 10 MINUTE DRIVE HOME.
TO STEAL A FOXWORTHYISM….”IF YOU LET SOMEONE IN FRONT OF YOU IN TRAFFIC AND THEY DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR COURTESY WITH THE WAVE OR ANOTHER FORM OF ‘PRECIATION, IT SHOULD GIVE YOU EVERY RIGHT TO GET UNDER EM, GET EM LOOSE, AND PUT EM IN THE WALL.”
THAT GUY BETTER HAVE HAD THE JIGGETS OR A REACTION TO SOME MEDICATION. THAT’S THE ONLY EXCUSE I’M GIVING HIM FOR HIS ACTIONS.
WHAT TOMFOOLERY. SUCH SHENANIGANS.
ASS.
- LIBATION: ONE WITH AN UMBRELLA
- TUNEAGE: CALYPSO
- RIDE: A BOOGIE BOARD
..AND WITH THAT, I’M OFF TO GREENER PASTURES (OR SHOULD I SAY, BLUER WATERS) IN HAWAI’I!!! MY FIRST TREK TO THE ISLANDS HAPPENS ON SATURDEE MORN. A FEW SHORT HOURS AFTER I TEAR DOWN MY SHIT AT OUR MIXERS SHOW…..SHEEEEEEIT DAWG!!!!!!!!
MY GOAL IS TO GET UP ON STAGE AT THE LUAU WITH THOSE FIRE-BATON TWIRLERS AND DRUM FELLAS IN MY LOIN CLOTH. RIGHTEOUS!!!!! I’LL MOST LIKELY BEFRIEND SOME HAWAIIAN CHAP NAMED PA’ HOI OI (THEY CALL HIM “PAUL”) AND HAVE HIM SIT IN ON THE UPCOMING ALBUM. STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED, AND I AM THE DAWG…DON’T PUT IT PAST ME.
HOPEFULLY I CAN FIND A INTERWHEB PORT AND LET YOU KNOW HOW THE MISSION IS GOING, BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT IT. ONE WOULDN’T WANT TO SPILL ANY TROPICAL LIBATION ON THE KEYBOARD NOW WOULD ONE?
ALOHAW!!!!!!!!!
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